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Summer has come and passed..."They say comedy in television is changing, and I just wanted to say that when it changes back, call me." - David Hyde Pierce
Last night went well. Friday should go well too.
There was a funny quote on Bill Maher. The black guest says he knows what it's like to be, "as broke as the 10 Commandments." As soon as I get the exact quote and the name of the cat who said it, I'll post it.
Spent money today I shouldn't have. New Green Day CD (excellent), The Boondock Saints on DVD, and some jeans. I mean, the CD and the DVD were both under $10, and the jeans were charged so it's not like I was spending real money, but still. I accidentally bought two pairs of "low rise" jeans, but I supposed as long as I untuck my shirt I should be okay.
On a somewhat related note, I'm starting a new work out routine on Friday.
FRIDAY: 30 minute treadmill, 15 minute ski machine.
SATURDAY AND TUESDAY: Chest, Shoulders, Triceps, and Abs
SUNDAY AND WEDNESDAY: Back, Legs, Biceps, and 15 minutes on the cross trainer.
Monday's and Thursdays are off days, but I'm going to try to at least go for a long walk.
And straight from the David Letterman show, Sen. Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals" are:
10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair; it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.We sing and howl at Teddy, and he sings and howls back. We do it because we think he's playing with us, but maybe when he sings back he's really asking us to stop.
Seeing #2 tonight for coffee. It would appear #1 is giving me the blow off, which is ok. I just guess it means I wasn't cute enough, which I don't get because I looked damn good the other night.
Went Mountain Biking yesterday. Only crashed into trees or bushes aboot five times. I do need to get a more comfortable seat though.
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